It was a bright beautiful spring morning when the Queen of Discovering Very High Misfit Children Alternative High School woke up and had to pee really bad. So, she jumped out of bed running past two bathrooms on her way out of the house, jumped in her car and drove 14 miles to Discovering Very High Misfit Children Alternative High School where she passed another bathroom and peed behind Michele's classroom. (She later found out that when she stopped doing that there were bears coming to Discovering Very High Misfit Children Alt. H.S. and causing problems. So she emailed the teachers demanding a card stating, "Thank you Queen Shelby for your royal pee to keep the bears away, please come back and start peeing behind our classrooms again." In the mail, even to this day, the Queen has received a total number of ZERO cards from any of them about anything having to do with her coming back to school there.
To be continued in next post...
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